spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

secretmindreader:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

please dont

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A


don’t get fooled by that boy. he pretends to be almost 21 years old.

don’t get fooled by that boy. he pretends to be almost 21 years old.

illbeoutback:

If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.

But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.

  • Zelda: Hey I just met you
  • Zelda: And this is crazy
  • Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule
  • Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.
  • Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.
  • Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?
  • Link: Because it 's true

ghoustly:

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

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